(Weaponry of Choice.

(Weaponry of Choice.) A quantity of these Deadly Spools in one's pockets for sharp, precise stinging volleys will do the trick, when the Andean flutes do not

(Weaponry of Choice.

(Weaponry of Choice.) A quantity of these Deadly Spools in one's pockets for sharp, precise stinging volleys will do the trick, when the Andean flutes do not.

(Violence.) It is pe

(Violence.) It is perfectly lawful to possess these instruments of torture? And to ply such piercing piping publicly? Sadly, their light weight makes striking their owners (villains) with the implements completely ineffectual. They bounce, rather than injure.

(Tragedies.) Were yo

(Tragedies.) Were you aware that in order to truly Like someone, you were required to depress a virtual button? Evidence: http://htxt.it/LZVl

(Anti-communism.) As

(Anti-communism.) As the lame HelloTxt email service is still holding the update of two days ago hostage, here's another replacement Rothko:

(Condemnations.) Hav

(Condemnations.) Have you taken to heart yet that all material posted under the Dilaceratus umbrella is for amusement purposes only? Do so.

It's hard to believe

It's hard to believe that human doorstop Richard Cohen will not use his newly crowned status as #1 Least Talented to try and win favors from the ladies (interns). As if that winning smile and golden tie weren't enough to convince you he was already a Prize.