http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-11947111
A woman who slashed actor Leonardo DiCaprio's face with a broken bottle at a Hollywood party in 2005 has been sentenced to two years in prison.
This woman's lawyers should be immediately disbarred for failing to mount an adequate defense: DiCaprio's attempt to play Rimbaud in Total Eclipse is surely worth a public flaying, never mind a mere seventeen stitches.
While the subject is broached, anyone with spare time to invest in a worthless project would likely find a Cash Prize awaiting them should they mix this (misguided, overwrought) song about Rimbaud:
with the (entirely misguided, hysterically overwrought) visuals from that filmed hambone:
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